con·ver·genceWhen media devices with multiple functions are combined in order to form one device with all functions.
You know, like the iPhone.
But convergence is no longer confined to the realm of hip gadget geekery! No, it’s coming to a supermarket near you, as I learned today while on a trip for groceries.
I give you, sausage inside of a pancake:
And look, they put it on a stick for added convenience!
Kidding aside, this is one of the more disgusting items that the junk food business has managed to invent. I mean, who the hell would eat this?
“I want to enjoy a tasty breakfast before leaving home for my place of work and/or enrolled education, however, I have neither the time nor patience to sit down and consume the traditional morning time meal or pancakes and sausage links. I know! I’ll break out my Jimmy Dean Pancake & Sausage on a Stick™! Not only does its handy presentation fit my on-the-go lifestyle, but I’m able to push more food into my mouth at once! If only they could find some way to eliminate the problem of having to breath between bites!”
And this isn’t the only example of food convergence.
The KFC Famous Bowl, the target of much ridicule and scorn from my cousin and I since it was introduced:
The Famous Bowl is described by KFC in the following manner:
We start with a generous serving of our creamy mashed potatoes, layered with sweet corn and loaded with bite-sized pieces of crispy chicken. Then we drizzle it all with our signature home-style gravy and top it off with a shredded three-cheese blend. It’s all your favorite flavors coming together.
The inherent horribleness of the actual concept is only underscored by The Famous Bowl’s quite infamous reality. Here’s what they actually look like (WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PHOTOGRAPHS MAY BE CONSIDERED DISTURBING BY ANY READERS WHO INTEND TO EAT ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.):
Yeah.
If I’d not been told that these were “KFC Famous Bowls”, I would’ve merely assumed that a morbidly obese man had eaten a full KFC meal, vomited it back into a bowl, and posted it on the internet for others’ entertainment.
Which is about how I imagine it to taste. I refuse to allow The Famous Bowl to come within twenty yards of my mouth and have considered filing a restraining order against it just to be sure, but others are braver than I. Like Patton Oswalt.
The hilarious comedian has been doing a bit about it for a while:
There is no more apt description of a Famous Bowl than “a failure pile in a sadness bowl”, but it turns out that he’d never actually tried one. The A.V. Club convinced poor Patton to try one and the results were what one would expect:
The Famous Bowl hit my mouth like warm soda, slouched down my throat, and splayed itself across my stomach like a sun-stroked wino. It was that precise combination of things, and so many other sensations that did not go together. At all.
The gravy, which I remembered as being tangy and delicious in my youth, tasted like the idea of blandness, but burned and then salted to cover the horrid taste. The mashed potatoes defiantly stood their ground against the gravy, as if they’d read The Artist’s Way and said, “I’m going to be boring and forgetful in my own potato-y way!” The corn tasted like it had been dunked in fake-corn-flavored ointment, and the popcorn chicken, breaded to the point of parody, was like chewing a cotton sleeve that someone had used to wipe chicken grease off their chin.
The cheese had congealed. Even in the heat and steam of the covered Famous Bowl, it had congealed. I stabbed it with the tines of my spork and it all came up in one piece. I nibbled an edge, had a vision of a crying Dutch farmer, and put it down.
What has America come to? There is no greater sign of the decline of Western Civilization than the indefensibly stupid notion that piling multiple food items into a bowl and shoveling them into your mouth is a good idea.
It’s great to know that we can count on the food industry to create new and inventive ways to make Americans look like disgusting idiots.
God bless America!
- Sean, almost as Famous as The Famous Bowl, but covered in far less gravy.
With my senior year coming to a close, I decided to do something special with my last few articles. One was the Bush retrospective I put up here. The last one was just published and will be put up here shortly. The first article was something I’d been considering for awhile but refrained from in fear of the furor it would raise. Realizing that controversy was what every journalist should aspire to, I finally did it. Here’s the article in question, in it’s original unedited form:
CAPITALISM DOESN’T WORK And here’s why
By Sean Doyle
In America, we consider certain notions to be inherent and inalienable. Say something contrary and the nimble hands of society quickly label you and quarantine you from the good, sane citizens. War is a big one. Only useless hippie scum would suggest that war is often pointless and unnecessary. But I’d hazard a guess that nothing will earn you your status as a looney, America-hating, left-wing, Commie nutjob quite effectively as making the simple point that capitalism doesn’t work.
And that’s exactly what I’m doing. Because capitalism doesn’t work. Say what you will, but the system is just plain flawed.
Everyday in America, someone is being layed off or screwed over or kept down by a privileged few who hold all the cards and have all the power. 40% of the world’s wealth is held by 1% of the population. And that 1% routinely gets away with whatever they want in America with little more than a slap on the wrist. They ruin lives and treat people like cattle. They buy their way into every level of our government and send our soldiers to die in order to keep themselves in business.
In this way, capitalism is in opposition to America’s basic values. When instituted, the first thing capitalism does is divide society into three parts: the low, the middle, and the high. And so there is always an inherently unequal society. But some will argue that the people at the bottom deserve to be there, that capitalism’s greatest strength is that it rewards those with initiative, those who know how to compete. The problem is that in capitalism, there’s always three classes, even if - hypothetically speaking - everyone was filled with all kinds of good old fashioned ambition. There’d still be a lower class and they’d still be dirt poor. Ask yourself: Have you and your family just been a bunch of slothful idiots for your entire lives? If you’re middle class or lower, capitalism says yes, you must have. Being successful in this system isn’t about being more ambitious or a better person or a harder worker. Initiative wasn’t what got that 1% where they are. Capitalism rewards dishonesty and viciousness.
I don’t know, this all just seems so obvious to me. But I’m in the minority. That’s because capitalism does an excellent job of hiding just how bad of a system it is. The message is hammered in over and over again that, thanks to capitalism, anyone can be successful in America. I hate to be the pessimist here, but the life of any average America would tell you that this isn’t true. But capitalism is good for America in general though, right? This where “Reaganomics” or trickle-down economics comes in. It’s a theory that if you let the rich prosper, their wealth will be reinvested into society and everyone will benefit. It was designed to take full advantage of one of the biggest hidden mechanisms of capitalism: the visibility and influence of the rich. The poor are always invisible to general society. You will always be far more concerned with Paris Hilton than that homeless man you pass on the street. You may think that that’s wrong, but you can’t deny that it’s true. The general atmosphere of the nation will always be most highly influenced by the well being of the upper class. In short, if the rich are doing well, then all of America must be doing great. America becomes confident in how rich and powerful it is and the middle class can forget that they’re living under a system that leaves so very many out in the cold to die.
The rich control the country through media and information. Essentially, the media is entirely owned by about six massive corporations. They tow the line, and make sure that any alternative to capitalism is equatable to Satanism. They’re telling us what to think. And we can’t even represent ourselves because you can’t run for public office unless you have the money. They’ve had us beat from the start.
If this sounds like “class warfare” then yeah, it is. I don’t like the rich and I don’t trust them. I can’t stand to see so much concentrated into the hands of so few, while so many live with nothing. It’s not right.
I see no benefit in capitalism other than to that upper class. I’m not saying other economic systems aren’t flawed, but there’s got to be something better than this. But I doubt that the American people will ever make a stand against it. That’s capitalism’s greatest weapon: the dangling dream of success, no matter how far out of reach it is.
People reacted, as I’d hoped and I got quite a few questions/criticisms about it. Then, while we were setting up for the District Art Show, I met this Junior who disagreed quite vehemently with the article. He shall remain nameless, as I don’t want it to look like I’m using my blog to smear kids from my school. Anyway, we debated for about ten minutes until we both got tired of it and I gave him the proper info on sending in a response to the paper and he did. Here it is, from last month’s issue:
And so, naturally, I responded:
I’ll leave it up to you to decide who won this little debate.
(HINT: It was me.)
- Sean, Professional Amateur High School Journalist.
Hillary Clinton got smashed by Barack Obama in North Carolina on Tuesday and won Indiana my a measly 2%. As usual, the pundits were going on and on about “game changers” and whatnot, but I expected this to be another close race that would result in Hillary keeping hopelessly in the race and everyone else going along with it. Boy, was I surprised. Not by the results, which were to be expected, but by the media response. The next thing I know, Dan Abrams is discussing exit strategies for the Hillster and Good Morning America is saying how inevitable it is that she’s going to drop out.
Whoa, whoa, hold up. If I remember correctly, the media has spent the past few weeks acting like the suggestion that the race is over for Hillary is unendingly offensive, that the simple point that she cannot win the nomination democratically isn’t an inevitability. Oops. I guess the story has finally changed, as I suppose it was going to eventually. I predicted that if Hillary didn’t bow out, the media would force her out and it’s already happening. She can only take so much pressure from the media, the public, and her own people before she can’t hold on any longer.
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If you hadn’t already heard, Oliver Stone is doing a George Bush movie. Josh Brolin as Bush and Elizabeth Banks as the missus, courtesy of Entertainment Weekly:
At least it’s not “That’s My Bush”.
- Sean, I can’t think of anything funny to put. (Entropy! This blog is already falling apart again!)
It was weeks into the Reverend Wright shitstorm that I finally figured out what it was that the guy had said that got people so riled up . . . And I agreed with about 99% of what he had to say. Now Wright has returned to the public eye and Barack Obama is once again being interrogated about his pastor’s words.
So what is it that he said. Let’s take a look.
First of all, from a sermon shortly after 9/11:
“We bombed Hiroshima, we bombed Nagasaki, and we nuked far more than the thousands in New York and The Pentagon, and we never batted an eye… and now we are indignant, because the stuff we have done overseas is now brought back into our own front yards. America’s chickens are coming home to roost . . . Violence begets violence. Hatred begets hatred. And terrorism begets terrorism. A white ambassador said that y’all, not a black militant. Not a reverend who preaches about racism. An ambassador whose eyes are wide open and who is trying to get us to wake up and move away from this dangerous precipice upon which we are now poised. The ambassador said the people that we have wounded don’t have the military capability we have. But they do have individuals who are willing to die and take thousands with them. And we need to come to grips with that.”
The media interpreted this as him saying that the people who died on 9/11 deserved it. I’m not sure exactly how they did that. What he was obviously saying was that the American government has been forcing its will on the rest of the world for decades and the 9/11 attacks were what probably should have been expected after such countless years of international douchebaggery. Which is a pretty logical opinion.
In another sermon - entitled “Confusing God and Government” - Wright listed a long series of injustices committed by the American government, and stated that a government who lies and mistreats human beings can’t claim to represent some holy force as Bush and the rest of the neo-cons would like to believe.
Again, I don’t find any of what he said unreasonable, except perhaps for his suggestion that the US government created the HIV virus. I haven’t yet seen any convincing evidence to prove this, but I find it understandable that a civil rights leader from the black community would feel that way, it’s an issue that runs deep. And while I don’t think the government created HIV, Reagan and Co. certainly ignored the AIDs crisis with much enthusiasm for as long as possible, since it was a problem mostly affecting African Americans and Gays, and therefore didn’t actually matter to them.
I get the feeling that Wright is what you can call a “Howard Zinn patriot”. Basically, you can hate the government, Capitalism, the whole structure of America, but love its people. I feel the same way quite often. The US government has done awful, disgusting things, but the American people are an incredible bunch with some of the most inspiring stories of any nation or culture.
The Wright controversy is media-engineered. Sure, Wright’s comments are quite a bit too left of center for the average American, but there’s nothing there that should be so horridly offensive to any person unless they’re a high-ranking government official. I’m sure most people don’t even know what the man said. I’m an avid news watcher and I’ve still never seen more than out of context soundbites from his sermons, and pundits sputtering with rage about how evil and radical and unpatriotic he is.
So to sum up:
1. Wright isn’t a crazy radical. His comments are pretty Left-y, but a lot of what you hear about him just seems to be media bullshit.
2. Stop worrying about Obama being some secret liberal infiltrator. He’s not a radical either and I believe in his sincerity more than any other politician.
3. While we’ve all been freaking out about Wright, John McCain has been completely getting away with having this guy back him up:
I just ordered me a sweet Radiohead t-shirt featuring the lovely, disturbing artwork of Stanley Donwood. Mr. Donwood has been producing art for Radiohead’s albums since The Bends in ‘95 and he’s built the band a great visual aesthetic to match their music. Album art is one of the oft-forgotten benefits of the physical album, something that is sadly on its way out. Now, I’m no enemy of the mp3. In fact, most music I enjoy comes to me by some means through the internet. What I’m far more worried about than the death of the cd is just the death of the actual concept of an album itself.
See, thanks to the mp3 format, my generation is growing up with nothing but singles. I’m sure a lot of people my age never even bother buying cds. Singles are sometimes the best song on the album, but that’s besides the point. Artists (Well, some artists.) put a lot of thought into what goes into an album, how it’s all ordered, and what the general effect of it is. The entire album is an experience to be enjoyed, not just one catchy tune. And it’s very easy to discover that some of the least known and least popular songs by a band are actually your favorite, hidden away in the album waiting for you to give them a listen.
I’m not going to pretend that you have to do elaborate concept albums in order to be considered a great artist, and a singles only format could certainly work for some people. Like Arctic Monkeys. The band talked last year about releasing songs as they finish them rather than putting out albums, giving them a more frequent creative output. See, I endorse that. I’ve listened to Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not, and I’m not impressed with it as an album, but I like parts of it, and most of those parts just happen to be its singles. Besides Sgt. Pepper’s, I’d argue that The Beatles were a lot bigger on songs than they were on albums. (Though the fact that most of their songs are instant classics might render that a moot point.)
So basically, it’s up to the artist, and perhaps the album won’t die, as long as there are artists and fans who still believe in it, like Radiohead and like myself. Now excuse me while I go listen to In Rainbows.
After a two month hiatus, I’ve decided to get back to the blog business. To kick off the return, here’s my latest editorial for the school paper. Enjoy.
Recently, the wonderful gift of the cell phone camera gave us a glimpse of a priceless scene that would have went otherwise unposted on YouTube if it hadn’t occurred the glorious year of 2008. At the Gridiron dinner in March - a rather unsettling annual event where Washington journalists gladly hobknob with the people they’re supposed to be reporting on - President Bush sang, yes sang, a country-themed ballad that delivered an early farewell to those invited to the dinner:
The song was filled with references to the “highlights” of his presidency. Here’s a sampling: “I spent my days clearing brush/I clear my head of all the fuss/But the fuss you made over harriet and brownie/Down the lane I look and here comes Scooter/Finally free of the prosecutor…Down the lane I look, Dick Cheney is strolling/With documents he’d been withholding.” See, he’s talking about that time he made a guy the head of FEMA and then that guy completely bungled the rescue efforts when Hurricane Katrina happened and thousands of people died. That was pretty funny. And the Scooter line is a reference to the time the Bush administration blackmailed a CIA agent and tried to destroy her life and career because her husband spoke out against them. Really hilarious. And Dick Cheney hiding documents and being dishonest to the American people, wow, the laughs just keep coming. I’m so glad someone finds this all so funny.
I’m afraid most of the country isn’t in on the joke, though. In fact, most of the country is pretty dissatisfied with President Bush, as I’m sure I don’t have to tell you. Since Mr. Bush is already taking a fond look back at his presidential career, let’s take a look back ourselves and decide if things have really been as rosy and fun as Bush seems to think they are.
After a career in the oil industry, George W. Bush served as the governor of Texas. He decided to run for president in 1999, and was matched primarily against current Republican nominee John McCain. His campaign against McCain was vicious, particularly in his targeting of McCain’s family. The general election ended in a notorious dispute between Bush and Al Gore over who actually won.
As president, Bush started a taxcut program that mainly benefited the wealthy, and the divide between the rich and the poor has only increased under his watch. Corporate favoritism has become a staple of the Bush presidency, with attempts at privatization of Social Security and further privatization of healthcare. Despite the basic economic policies of his party, Bush managed to increase federal spending 26% in just the first four years of his presidency and drove the national debt to $8.3 trillion.
He passed the No Child Left Behind Act, which put an emphasis in education on testing rather than actual teaching. Essentially, schools teach to the standardized test in order to maintain their funding and the children suffer the consequences. Bush has questioned global warming and fought environmental efforts, which no doubt has something to do with his ties to the oil industry. Bush made a habit of putting inexperienced friends in important positions, with (literally) disastrous results: the government’s mishandling of the Hurricane Katrina relief efforts were mainly due to FEMA head Michael Brown, whose previous job was head of the Arabian Horse Association.
Despite all this, Bush’s worst offenses as president may be those centering on the so-called war on terror. Preying on public attitudes after the September 11th attacks, Bush blundered us into Iraq on mostly false evidence. By the time it was realized that there were in fact no weapons of mass destruction in the country, it was already too late. The war was already in full gear. The war itself has been perpetrated with little skill: the country is, to this day, in an absolute tumult, and despite the recent surge, the country is still far from a functioning government of its own. Well past 4,000 U.S. and Coalition soldiers have died and a study last year estimated that over 1 million Iraqis have been killed since 2003.
At home, he’s used the war to strip Americans of their rights. The infamous Patriot Act is essentially the early stages of totalitarianism in the name of security, an attempt at taking away every last shred of privacy and dissent that the public has. Bush’s extensive wiretapping program has come under fire and the administration has protected all such efforts and tried to hide them from the people. The CIA has detained hundreds of people from America and elsewhere at the military base in Guantanamo Bay, never allowing the prisoners due legal process and often subjecting them to what are clearly acts of torture, despite how the government has tried to bill them as “enhanced interrogation techniques.” And if that’s not enough, the CIA has built secret prisons overseas where surely far more awful things happen to whoever the government decides they don’t like.
I’d keep going, but I’m afraid that there isn’t enough room in one article to detail all of the offenses of Bush’s administration.
Time and time again, Bush and his administration have run to one defense, that they will be “judged by history”. The absurd notion that, somehow, years from now, the events of this presidency will not seem so utterly disastrous, that the war will be viewed as a noble endeavor and that Bush will be hailed as a great leader. While it’s certain that he will be noted extensively in the historical record - he’s not even out of office and director Oliver Stone is already working on a film about him, titled with comic simplicity “W” - it will be for all the reasons that he deserves to be noted for.
He will be viewed not as a heroic leader in tragic times but someone who exploited post-9/11 unity and sensitivity and parlayed it towards his own aspirations. He will be viewed not as a liberator of nations but a warmonger who lied his way into a conflict that benefited no one but himself and his associates. He will be viewed not as a man who upheld the rights and values of the American people, but a man who violated and perverted them at every turn, pushing the poor to the fringes of society while serving the rich, spying on and suppressing the American people and desecrating the Constitution in the name of fear, sending young men and women to die in the Middle East, and overseeing some of the most disgusting human rights abuses ever seen in American history. History has been written, Mr. Bush, judgment has already been passed: you had your opportunity to serve your country or even to be a decent human being and to put it very, very lightly, you blew it.
Some would say that blaming George Bush as a lone perpetrator is unfair, and they’d probably be correct. It is possible, in fact quite likely, that Bush is more or likely a figurehead. It’s obvious that his presidency was planned years in advance by Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rove, and the rest of the big neo-conservative thinkers, but the fact of the matter is that even if, during the meetings, Bush sits in the corner playing with LEGOs while the grown-ups talk, his passivity is it’s own crime. He’s the president. Allowing others to run the country into the ground when you have all the power in the world to stop them is simply inexcusable.
As terrible of a president as he’s been, and as negatively as I view him, I must confess: I may miss Bush. In January, when he’s out of office and a new and likely better president is in office, I’ll feel a twinge of sadness in his absence. I’m used to his presence, having a faithful target, a constant agitator, my generation’s very own Richard Nixon. Much of my political outlook has been formed merely in reaction to his policies. And I won’t be alone. The left-wing pundits will become happier and more complacent. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert and all the other political humorists will be left with an empty void where Bush jokes used to be. I fear that, without Bush’s administration, I might become less interested in politics. Bush’s incompetency, the shared experience of living in his America gave the country something to talk about, to argue about, to get angry about, to laugh about, to care about. Maybe he was a “uniter, not a divider”. So yeah, I think I’ll probably miss George W. Bush.
But not very much.
See ya around Dubya. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
So a few weeks back I’m watching TV and I come across that “Live from Abbey Road” show they’ve got on the Sundance Channel. The acts performing include Josh Groban (Blech.) and Kasabian (Double-blech.). They’ve also got The Good, The Bad, & The Queen. I’d heard them mentioned before, but I didn’t know anything about them and the name kind of turned me off for some reason. While looking up some info on Danger Mouse after I’d first heard The Grey Album, I noticed that he had produced their album. My interest was piqued. And the second I heard Damon Albarn’s voice, the case was closed. I’m very glad that I decided to give them a shot.
First, to clarify, “The Good, The Bad, & The Queen” is not the name of the band, but the album. The band doesn’t really have a name, and doesn’t really need one. They’ve got Damon Albarn of Blur and Gorillaz, Paul Simonon from the Clash, and Simon Tong from The Verve, with Danger Mouse producing.
The album is a wonderfully layered, atmospheric stroll through the sounds and sights of London. The best thing I can compare it to is one of my favorite Gorillaz tracks, “Hong Kong”. “The Good, The Bad, & The Queen” follows a similar formula or using rich sound to vividly sketch memory and place. Albarn and company borrow from a range of influences, including a surprising jaunt into a sort of 50’s doo-wop style with “80s Life”. Behind the entertaining musical explorations, the album is quite deep. From the disorientation of “Kingdom of Doom” to the hopeful yearnings of “Behind the Sun” and “Green Fields”, the album is brimming with genuine sincerity.
And despite how much the various talents involved contribute, no instrument adds more to the album’s sincerity than Albarn’s voice. He sings with more passion and power on every track of “The Good, The Bad, & The Queen” than on nearly any Gorillaz song. And indeed, “The Good, The Bad, & The Queen” sacrifices much of the infectious pop sensibility that Albarn flexed with his Gorillaz work in favor of a more honest and difficult sound. The trade-off is a smart one.
The lyrics cover a wide range of perspectives on life in London, often touching on war. The album closes with the title track, an epic climax that abandons its lyrics for a wild spree of sound and fury about two minutes in and doesn’t let up for another five.
In Short, “The Good, The Bad, & The Queen” is Damon Albarn getting dead serious and making some phenomenally deep, powerful music. It’s mournful, angry, and epic all at the same time and it’s damn good music.
(And I know this album came out more than a year ago, but if you expect my review subjects to be timely or relevant, you should probably stop reading right now.)
Highlights: “80s Life” ~ “Kingdom of Doom” ~ “Behind the Sun” ~ “Nature Springs” ~ “The Good, The Bad, & The Queen”
Check out the video for “Kingdom of Doom”
(Yes, I mostly posted that just to test out embedding YouTube videos.)
The Wisconsin Primary is done and dusted and it looks like Obama and McCain have come out on top once again.
Hillary didn’t go down without a fight though. She’s been pulling out all the stops in the past few weeks to try and discredit Obama. First there’s the “war of words”, as every clever journalist and news organization has termed it. On the 16th, Obama said at the Wisconsin Democratic Party Founders Day dinner:
”Don’t tell me words don’t matter. ‘I have a dream’— just words? ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal’ — just words? ‘We have nothing to fear but fear itself’ — just words? Just speeches?”
The problem is that Massachusetts governor Deval Patrick said the same thing in a speech in 2006. Clinton is calling this plagiarism. Obama has admitted that he should’ve given Patrick credit, but Patrick has confirmed that he and Obama are friends and that Barack asked him before borrowing the line. Borrowing lines is certainly not uncommon in politics and Clinton has done it on several occasions herself. However, she seems more than willing to drag this out and use it against Obama.
There’s also the news that Clinton may attempt to snake Obama’s pledged delegates out from under him, something which - to put it lightly - would be a pretty shitty move. This election hasn’t been as dirty as the media has been playing it up to be, but the way things are going, it’s gonna get a lot dirtier. Hillary has very little chance earning more delegates than Barack at this point, and that means that the fight is definitely going to heat up.
Hi. My name is Sean and I have far too many opinions. Let me share them.
See, the internet is the only forum besides my school’s paper where I can express my thoughts. But the paper is a monthly publication, where all articles are subject to a two week delay between submission and publication. Meaning that whatever you write better be just as compelling in two weeks as it is today, and everyone knows how fast the news cycle is these days. There are also issues of content. They’ve been very good about letting me do my own thing, but I like being able to write with a bit more freedom. On the fucking internet, I can write my shit as fucking loosely as I fucking want.
Kidding, of course. I’ve resisted blogging for a very long time. They’ve been highly overstated by the media. Statistically speaking, 99% of blogs are never even read. Because most of them are about as interesting as a pile of shit drying out in the sun. The fact of the matter is that no one wants to hear about my day to day life and there’s a good chance that no one wants to hear about yours. But the internet has bred a self-absorbed culture where your life and interests must regularly affirmed by people you don’t even know.
So I promise that my blog will be different. Hell, don’t even think of it as a blog. Just think of it as a…column. A substantial examination of politics and culture. I may give in to the occasional indulgence, but I promise that I won’t bullshit you. Before I post anything, I will ask myself if anyone other than myself will find this interesting or entertaining.
Plus, I’ll spell things correctly.
Which, I think, is more than can be said about most blogs.
TOP ARTISTS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Radiohead
2. The Shins
3. M.I.A.
4. Gorillaz
5. The Clash
6. Weezer
7. Arcade Fire
8. The Killers
9. Pixies
10. Mott the Hoople
